1) You have to buy a PedoBear costume.
You can find some on eBay for like 20 bucks.
2) You have to be really quick and fast thinking.
Those 7 year old girls ain't gonna come to you, you have to catch them, and they are really fast.3) Free Wi-Fi
Kids nowadays won't get tricked with candy, so you have to step up your game.
4) A nice car
Cmon, be realistic, who is gonna get close to a van with a bear in it? i suggest you buy a Prius.
5) Ask for money
Like every classic kidnap in a movie, after you have captured the child you have to ask their parents for money. 50,000 to be exact.
And that's all. Hopefully now you know how to be a PedoBear!!!
Pedophile joke: What shoes does a pedophile wear??
White Vans. (ba dum tss)
